A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
satan-doge: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: THIS IS A CROP IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN THIS IS A WHIP IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF THAT.
betti-white: “Coffee?” “Why yes it is”
vvierd: true embarrassment lies within your first email address
radstunts: thirteenth-zodiac-sign: bllonde: Dear tampon and pad companies: Please make your items quieter to open. Sincerely, The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you. I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
piesexualdean: turtwink: does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too omfg i never understood that gif and NOW i finally get it
thenightlifebeforemingus: Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
I can finally do whatever I want without feeling guilty or anxious :’) minecraaaaaftttt
mileyhighrus: drake bell talks a lot of shit for someone who starred in a fairly odd parents movie
cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me. You’re*
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids...
HEYY IT’S THATBRODGUY http://www.youtube.com/user/thatbrodguy
what should my channel account be?
I wanted it to be thatbrod, but I made the account a few years ago and then deleted it and now I can’t use it anymore b/c youtube is weird like that. So what should my NEW account name be? thatOneBrod thedudebrod thatbrodguy thatbroddude idk give me ideas. fuck, you guys.
omfg that was so intense
gumiappendsweet: my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
KURT J CLUTCH
Sexiest former child stars! # 1 is my favorite! →
…How is Emma Watson not number 1..? I disagree whole-heartily.
an-egg: I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD